Two fish in a tank

  • Fish 1: Uh, Greg?
  • Fish 2: What
  • Fish 1: How do we drive this thing

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Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’
Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via katamarang)

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straightedgemama:

thew0lfqueen:

Don’t date someone you wouldn’t own a dog with

This is like really sound advice though

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bombing:

i don’t care if you think it’s “improper first date attire” this suit of armor is enchanted and i’m wearing it

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wednesdaymooney:

wtfeveridgaf:

Am I the only one that thinks it’s funny to watch Sollux fall down the stairs repeatedly to “The Sound of Silence”?

Probably.

it looks like tavros is playing the song omg

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thatsonofamitch:

hitlervevo:

i wanna know the story behind this

thatsonofamitch:

hitlervevo:

i wanna know the story behind this

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sherlockocity:

Muggleborn students at Hogwarts (part 1/?)

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dialoglog:

No matter whether you’re quirky

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or cool,

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D —>big

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:33 < or small,

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wEAK

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Or powerful,

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Quiet

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OR LOUD,

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kind

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or manipul8ive,

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Introverted

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OR OUTGO1NG,

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Urbane

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Or UnCuLtUrEd,

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You are a special and unique person, and you should be proud of that.








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Except you, Eridan. Fuck you.

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  • straight couple: *make out in public at random intervals in weird places*
  • straight couple: *grabs each other's asses in public*
  • straight couple: *are not in any way inconspicuous about the fact that they are feeling each other up in public*
  • gay couple: *holds hands in public*
  • straight people: that is VILE and it is CORRUPTING my entire FAMILY. my grandmother is crying. my children have all shit their pants at the same time. WHO WILL THINK OF THE CHILDREN

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